Coke

"Oh my God! What the hell happened! No, you clean it up. How the--?"

Milk in Cereal (with Raspberries)

"Come on, Dad! You don't have to hold the milk three feet above the bowl when you pour it-- aw, man, it's getting all over everything. Have you stopped taking your meds?"

Thanks to Daniel Saunders for the mailed-in spill. Mail yours to jim@jimdavies.org with "spillthat" in the subject line.

Martini

"Hey! Don't move that glass so fast! That martini was expensive!"