Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Messy coffee and Coke

 

I’d like a coffee and a Coke. Hey wait a minute; be careful. You’re going to spill that!

Friday, April 28, 2017

You're going to spill that, identically, twice!

Can I get some ice in these Cokes? Hold up, not so fast, you're dropping ice in both at the same time, and in such a way that the soda is spilling out identically in both cups at the same time!

You're going to spill that! Twice!


Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Dunkin' Donuts Coffee -- hey watch it!

Sure, thanks, I'll have a small coffee. I'm also thinking about getting a doughnu-- Hey, careful, you're going to burn my fingers!

You're going to spill that!

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Refreshing!

Mmm. That looks good. Just as advertised, it sure does look "refreshing!"

Hey, wait a minute, don't put that ice in so fast--hey!

You're going to spill that!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Four soft drinks

"Hi, I'd like a Coke, a Diet Coke, a Sprite, and a Nestea please.

Whoa, hold on there! You don't have to pour it in from five feet above! Oh, man, you're getting it all over everything!

You're going to spill that!"

Monday, October 3, 2011

Fribble

"Oh, my Fribble! One of my favorite things to get at Friendly's. Yes, you can put it right there, Denise. Thank-- whoa! Hey, careful, you're going to spill that! Just because it's thick and delicious does not mean it can't slosh around."

This post is in honor of Friendly's, my favorite restaurant, which is going bankrupt. Guess it wasn't enough other people's favorite restaurant. If I lived in a city with a Friendly's I might have kept them in business all by myself, but alas, I have not lived in a city with a Friendly's since 1989.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Glass of Milk

"Hi, my name's Jim. Mind if I have a sip of that-- Whoa! Hey, you're going to spill that."